OH THE HUMANITY!!!
Er. Just kidding. Isn't it great? Time to teach the boy how to chop wood now, I guess. BOY! HEY BOY!
Oh. I see you're still busy pulling nails from those boards. Well, hurry up. Daddy says he's repurposing those boards into pallets ... for you to stack firewood on. On which you'll stack firewood. Yeah, that.